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Frenland Security

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Frens from Nation's Capital, FRE Arrests Jeet Who Was Released into the U.S. Under Biden's Operation No More Rugs

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In the Pond. On the Lily Pad. Behind the Meme.

FBP (Fren Border Patrol) operates in all 50 states, 69 countries, and at 420 meme distribution centers to protect frens, safeguard our vibes, and enhance the nation's comfiness. Your journey begins here.

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Frenland Needs You

Frenland has been infiltrated by jeets and rugs. We need YOU to help us hodl the line. Deploy your memes. Protect the vibes. No paperhands allowed.

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Become a Comfy Defender

Join USFRIS' critical mission as a Comfy Defender protecting Frenland from bad vibes and fud. Protect your timeline and defend your frens.

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You Be the Hodler

Help write the next chapter of Frenland. Apply today to become a diamond hands judge and define what it means to hodl for generations.

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Making Frenland Comfy Again

Under Secretary Pepé's leadership, the hardworking frens of DFS are fulfilling President Kek's promise to Make Frenland Comfy Again by removing toxic community members and jeets.

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DFS is using the FBP Comfy Mobile App to incentivize the voluntary distribution of rare pepes to other frens who need them.

Memes & Updates

December 6, 2025 | Rare Pepe Releases

Following Inspection of Pepe Breeding Facility, Rep. Kekistani Claims Jeets "Don't Deserve to be Comfy with Their Frens"

December 6, 2025 | Rare Pepe Releases

Criminal Paperhands Arrested After Dumping 8 Million Pepes in Suspected Rug Pool Near Sanctuary DEX

December 6, 2025 | Rare Pepe Releases

Comfy Moon Mission Surpasses $1 Billion in Funding as Secretary Wojak Announces Additional $33 Million in Hopium Reserves

December 6, 2025 | Rare Pepe Releases

FRE Continues Arresting Worst of the Worst in Sanctuary Discord Including Jeets, Fudders, and Rug Pullers

December 6, 2025 | Rare Pepe Releases

Despite Media's Claims, FRE Continues to Arrest the Worst of Worst Criminal Paperhands Including Ruggers, FUDsters, and Vibe Killers

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An official meme site of the F.R.E.N.L.A.N.D government

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